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So Im at the mall today and figure I will stop in the food-fair for a bite to eat.  While there I once more got to experience the sheer ignorance of today’s youth…

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There’s some mid-thirties woman ordering a hot dog at Orange Julius and she is dressed like a total slut….skirt that is so high it shows off the under-side of her ass, top that shows off her cleavage etc.  I overhear some younger airhead teen chicks talking to each other and putting this woman down, saying ‘why is she dressed like that?  It’s not like any guy would actually want her…’  See…ignorance.  Anyone who knows how hot a milf can be would rather Bang This Milf than some brainless ill-mannered Tween any day

So the Republican Convention is over, all the hookers who have spent the last four days in Saint Paul, Minnesota are on their way back to the real cities and no big surprise to anyone John McCain is the Republican Nominee for President…

The real surprise was his running mate and choice for Vice President Sarah Palin who received unanimous support….now generally as we saw with Hilary, the public doesn’t want a woman in a position of power.  But this is different, a MILFVixen.com style milf is in the running…finally someone to make it so the Blue Room in the white house gets to live up to it’s name

Even though summer is over and the tents for camping are put away, Some MILFVixen.com moms are still craving that all time favorite summertime camping treat…Smores

This well fucked milf-pussy knows that no matter what time of year it is; a hot slutty milf can always find some deliciously decadent chocolate mixed with creamy goodness that every milf loves just as much as a Smore

A couple of weeks or so ago I mentioned about how magnificent MILFVixen.com model Vicky Vette was in the running for Booble Cover Girl of the Year and that we should all give her our support…

Well the contest is over and she is the winner beating out some incredibly hot competition for the title…Congrats Vicky!!

Instead if her having the stars on her body that she has…she should be giving stars out to the guys she fucks so that they are marked and graded to let other milfs know they were star pupils.

Well the next MILFVixen.com post after this will be September…kids gone to school, beaches and malls quieting down as the daytime shopping crowd loses most of it’s teen customer base to the institute of learning so for the August milfmonth wrapup lets get down to the #1 favorite thing of all polled milfs…

*drumroll please* The Number one Milf fave is….Being able to enjoy multiple orgasms where they cum repeatedly and have a lover young enough with enough stamina to keep going and going like the energizer bunny until they lose count of orgasms and collapse in a satiated and soaked euphoria.

Who better than Vivacious MILFVixen.com model Vicky Vette to demonstrate the number two most favorite sex act/position on the milf’s favorite thing list.

When it comes to sex and being slutty Vicky is hard to beat in the milf category and here she shows that for her like many milfs out there what gets her pussy primed for super wet action is being able to ride some young stud as she wants, making sure to hit all those inner sensitive spots and seeing the appreciation of skills on the face of the boytoy she is fucking.

Number three on the list…young studs cumming inside their pussies and the feeling of so much youthful ball-filling  cum being released all at once with the searing heat of pleasure saturating their senses.

See…now this is why experienced milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com are needed to educate their boytoys…

This Jack Horner experiencing some milf-magic obviously was never taught that his thumb goes in the pie…not the mouth *chomp*  (maybe thats why so many milfs when vamping out the young dudes say, “don’t worry…I don’t bite”).

So I’m cruising around through Wal-mart today…god knows what I went for but I ended up with a bunch of stuff I don’t need…anyways I see mobs of people getting school supplies…literally mobs…freaking swarms of milfs, grandmothers, ugly mothers and jabbering kids of all ages.  Scary times man…

If MILFVixen.com had a milf superstore I would totally be suggesting to them that they get some back to school specials happening….after all like I’ve said before it’s more a favored time of year for mothers than their hellspawn anyways.