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Well the next MILFVixen.com post after this will be September…kids gone to school, beaches and malls quieting down as the daytime shopping crowd loses most of it’s teen customer base to the institute of learning so for the August milfmonth wrapup lets get down to the #1 favorite thing of all polled milfs…

*drumroll please* The Number one Milf fave is….Being able to enjoy multiple orgasms where they cum repeatedly and have a lover young enough with enough stamina to keep going and going like the energizer bunny until they lose count of orgasms and collapse in a satiated and soaked euphoria.

Christina Cross, the 42-year-old MILF from a suburb of Dallas, Texas, is fucking again, and that’s always good to see. Christina is the kind of MILF we love: super-hot body, horny as hell, looks her age facially. And we mean that in a good way. Let’s face it: The fact of the matter is that if we wanted hot-bodied babes who look like they’re 21, they’re all over the place. A dime a dozen. But we don’t want that. We want a mature woman with a great body, a woman whose maturity shows on her face. They’re definitely not a dime a dozen, which is what makes Christina special. And you know what? Christina might not like reading that. Women want to be told they look like they’re 20. Fuck that. Christina looks exactly the way we wish all women would look.

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Who better than Vivacious MILFVixen.com model Vicky Vette to demonstrate the number two most favorite sex act/position on the milf’s favorite thing list.

When it comes to sex and being slutty Vicky is hard to beat in the milf category and here she shows that for her like many milfs out there what gets her pussy primed for super wet action is being able to ride some young stud as she wants, making sure to hit all those inner sensitive spots and seeing the appreciation of skills on the face of the boytoy she is fucking.

Number three on the list…young studs cumming inside their pussies and the feeling of so much youthful ball-filling  cum being released all at once with the searing heat of pleasure saturating their senses.

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See…now this is why experienced milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com are needed to educate their boytoys…

This Jack Horner experiencing some milf-magic obviously was never taught that his thumb goes in the pie…not the mouth *chomp*  (maybe thats why so many milfs when vamping out the young dudes say, “don’t worry…I don’t bite”).

So I’m cruising around through Wal-mart today…god knows what I went for but I ended up with a bunch of stuff I don’t need…anyways I see mobs of people getting school supplies…literally mobs…freaking swarms of milfs, grandmothers, ugly mothers and jabbering kids of all ages.  Scary times man…

If MILFVixen.com had a milf superstore I would totally be suggesting to them that they get some back to school specials happening….after all like I’ve said before it’s more a favored time of year for mothers than their hellspawn anyways.

“Isn’t getting dirty and fucking a mechanic right there in the garage every woman’s secret fantasy?” asked Houston, who debuted in the January ‘07 issue and gets double-teamed and ass-fucked in the DVD MILFs and Mechanics. We don’t know if it’s every woman’s fantasy, but if it’s Houston’s, that’s good enough for us. Now, guys, take a close look at these pictures. Notice how Houston is the aggressor. She’s in charge. She’s a horny cougar on the prowl for a double dicking. “What was I thinking about while I was taking these pictures?” Houston said. “I was thinking, ‘There’s a cock in my mouth and a cock in my pussy, and aren’t I the dirtiest slut in the world?’” No, not the dirtiest slut in the world. Just a horny 40Something who’s doing things most women her age wouldn’t even think about doing. “And that means there’s more cock for me, right?” she said. First she sucks one cock, than she sucks the other cock. Then both cocks explode cum all over her face and tits. The sticky man-goop drips down her chest as she spreads her pussy, hoping there’s another hard cock in the vicinity. And if there isn’t… “Well, then I’ll just have to, I’ll suck ‘em back to hardness.” Spoken like a woman who truly knows what she wants.

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Milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com love their toys even more than their kids love theirs…and so many of the sex toys nowadays dont look much different from kids’ toys…

You have vibrators that look like tinkertoys, beaded/balled dongs that look like parade batons, those balls on strings going click/clack when they swing and hit against each other looking like  a hybrid anal beads/ben wa ball toy…lets just hope that all these mothers arent hypocrites and have learned to pick up their toys and put them away when finished playing.

Well we’re almost into the last week of Milfmonth and you would think this would kinda bum out any milf who actually knew that we were in milfmonth to begin with…actually we’re coming up on a milfs favorite time of year.

Smart milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com know that this next week might be hell on wheels but after next weekend the kids go back to school which of course means six extra hours of playtime for these sluts to experience with neighbors, repairmen, cableguys…the list goes on.